quando teoria ed esperimento si uniscono...
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
Never ask what sort of computer a guy drives. If he's a Mac user, he'll tell you. If not, why embarrass him?
In vino veritas, in campo adidas, in doccia badedas
Yes, everyone in the news has royal wedding fever. Symptoms include dizziness, nausea and not having to talk about atrocities in the Ivory Coast
It is so cold that prostitutes are giving snowjobs
There is no love more sincere than the love of food.
a sign u r dumb: call the policy every week to report witnessing a crime on law and order
Software is like sex. It's better when it's free.
I'm not a drinker — my body will not tolerate spirits. I had two Martinis on New Year's Eve and I tried to hijack an elevator and fly it to Cuba
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
Da un'idea di Pani... passando per l'immancabile Ale... fino alla prepotenza Scrilli che ha fatto tutto in 2 giorni, meglio di Dio.Statistiche sito - Amministrazione sito: QuiProQuote